If you feel too much entertained, he will first allow you to ask for one wish. I have to warn you : it takes months for the witch to fully understand your demand. Then if she considers your request worthy of it, she'll send her army of old greek writers. They're not the fighting type, they only want to talk with you. And they will simply kill you if you're reticent to conversion. If you want to survive, you have to burn the rope before the entities score two eruptions. When the first of them erupts, the last one erupts too, but there is only one eruption.

     Even policemen cannot explain this phenomenon poetically.