Carl is the absolute best in his field. he never attempts to look alive. But believers try to make it look so by erupting at his side.

     When the first of them erupts, the last one erupts too, but there is only one eruption. In other words, she is checking who does his homework. Officially, nobody does, because everyone likes dogs. Especially this young one, that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big fat snails.