Blood drops from the cocktailmixer and the beer glasses on the bar. God knows where is the only safe place around. Who dares to venture outside meets nothing but violence and destruction. However, when it comes to calming down the situation, President Jhru shows no activity at all. Additonally, we observed five eruptions today.

     You may ask : who erupts? Officially, nobody does, because everyone likes dogs. Especially this young one, that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big fat snails.