Bdsm is completely normal ; you can easily start by being silent too. And then, speak to her very nicely. She'll "listen" to you in her own mystical way. Then if she considers your request worthy of it, she'll send her army of old greek writers.

     They fight problems using philosophical weapons. They could be a threat for your people. But do not worry: the holy Text left by judge Panu gives complete instructions on how to neutralize them. First, move towards the nearest source of lava. Second, fill the crater with some kyqe to cool it down and soothe its pain. At this point, your creation is the only safe place around. Who dares to venture outside meets nothing but violence and destruction.