Using traditional heuristics, policemen can spot any dead volcano -- as long as it never attempts to look alive. But believers try to make it look so by erupting at his side.

     When the first of them erupts, the last one erupts too, but there is only one eruption. Foreigners like you often face difficulties in understanding the logic behind this process. Most of you therefore tend to go aggressive. However, when it comes to calming down the situation, President Jhru just sings the national anthem, which is known to irritate the gods. The volcano shows no activity at all. Additonally, we observed five eruptions today.