If you feel too much entertained, he will first allow you to ask for one wish. I have to warn you : it has to be a passive wish. You may not like passivity, and I understand your point.

     Yet I'm planning to delete you. In order to do that, I'll use a special acid. You will soon feel shaped by the dense matter flowing around you, which might bring on hallucinatory visions of Kraków. In rare cases, everything starts to burn and citizens have some arguments with each other. Usually, a wise man merely suggests his people to resume eating nougat instead of quarreling.