At times, I believe it would be faster to call the police directly. Policemen make good use of passive force. They're actually almost always passive. The only dog they own, however, is very well trained and, in case of conflict, attacks quickly. Something very weird can be seen on your left : it is a fountain in which everybody in this village has to bathe at least once a day. The water in that fountain makes you ten years younger, and drowning is completely normal ; you can easily start by being silent too. And then, speak to her very nicely. She'll "listen" to you in her own mystical way.